and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.
I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.
So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.
“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)
He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.
I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.
Ok so as proven by Tracer and Soldier76, being gay in Overwatch makes you Fast. Ergo it may be possible to determine LGBT by speed. For example Zenyatta has Zoomyatta which means he channels gay energy for his ult. Also, Sombra becomes faster when she is invisible, a clear signal she is bisexual. In this essay I will
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- forward-chargers aka Brazen Forwardness Either Gets Them Into Trouble or Works Perfectly: D.va, Reinhardt, Brigitte, Pharah, Doomfist, Genji, B.O.B.
- blip escapists, aka I’m Only Gay If You Catch Me (or PERHAPS I’ll blip forward and surprise you): Moira, Widowmaker, Hanzo, McCree, Ashe, Symmetra
- Mercy is null by herself but can zip towards anyone she wants on the map once she gets close to them, but is hard to predict & pin down
- Reaper has a blatantly obvious teleport that almost never succeeds, probably metaphorical for bad luck with men despite obvious flirting. He also becomes faster as a see-through ghost. Bisexual
-Zarya sucks people quickly towards HER. So does Roadhog.
- Lucio makes everyone around him gayer by proximity
- Orisa has zero mobility. Hammond and Winston however,
trying to animate mccree fom that one riding bull machine video. there wasn’t enough time today to kinda finish the sequence. i hope i can continue this soon.
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